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The 20 Faces of AkibaMerican

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Published: Nov 24, 2012

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AkibaMerican has multiple personality disorder, and thus has many different personalities that affect him. Right here, I'm going to list the 20 known personalities of him, dubbed "The 20 Faces of AkibaMerican."

Normal: AkibaMerican's default personality, a down-to-Earth sort of personality. Is easily the friendliest and most approachable of his personalities.
Party: With this personality, AkibaMerican becomes like a party animal at frat party. Only three things are on his mind in this personality: beer, babes, and partying.
Rebel: A rebellious type, AkibaMerican becomes decked out in leather and denim, like a greaser from the 1950s.
Nerd: Dressed up like a stereotypical nerd, AkibaMerican's intelligence increases greatly with this personality, but at the cost of strength.
Bruiser: The complete opposite of his Nerd personality, AkibaMerican is something of the "dumb muscle" type, getting an increase in strength, but at the cost of intelligence.
Inspector: AkibaMerican gains the personality of a film noir-style private eye, complete with fedora on head and pretzel rod (in lieu of a cigarette, since AkibaMerican is a non-smoker) in mouth.
Porn Star: In this personality, AkibaMerican is, ahem... more forward and "hands on" when it comes to the opposite sex, complete with bitchin' pornstache.
Kung-Fu: AkibaMerican becomes a kung-fu fighting machine with this personality, complete with high-pitched Bruce Lee-style noises and "dubbing mouth," or when AkibaMerican speaks with his lip movements not matching the sounds of his voice.
Quack: AkibaMerican becomes an absent-minded doctor in this personality, always looking to "diagnose" and "treat" his fellow Akibarangers, whether they need it or not.
Emotional: A tormented personality of AkibaMerican, who cries so much that his tears could fill up every bathtub and sink in the world.
Bully: AkibaMerican becomes a complete and utter asshole in this personality, bullying his fellow Akibarangers in various ways.
Narc: The laziest of all personalities, AkibaMerican wants nothing more than to eat and sleep the day away.
Hyper: The complete opposite of his Narc personality, AkibaMerican has a HUGE amount of energy, and will do anything in his path to burn it all off.
Sleaze Bag: A suave and cunning personality, the best way to describe AkibaMerican in this state is "poorly dressed used-car salesman."
Childish: AkibaMerican acts like a child in this personality, wanting to play rather than fight.
Dude: In this personality, AkibaMerican acts like a stereotypical surfer dude, speaking in outdated lingo and dressing in brightly-colored, gaudy attire.
FABULOUS: AkibaMerican becomes an effeminate, almost borderline-gay man in this personality, complete with a taste for fashion and cooking, as well as the stereotypical "gay lisp."
Wrestler: AkibaMerican acts like a stereotypical professional wrestler in this personality, having no indoor voice and always looking to find an "opponent."
King: AkibaMerican's personality becomes like that of Elvis Presley, complete with lip roll, pelvic thrusts, and the voice of the King.
Berserker: AkibaMerican's most violent and dangerous personality. The best way to describe this personality is that it's basically BlueBuster's "overheated" personality combined with the delicious hamminess of Nicolas Cage.